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I can't always keep up with proper thanks, but know that I do thank anyone who reads anything of mine. :heart:

Also, you're already welcome. So no need to thank me for a thing. (:


Fuzz is back and ready to contest.

Wed Apr 23, 2014, 2:27 PM
Yes, I verbed contest. I haven't actually figured out a contest yet, but you guys can throw stuff at me. I have 909 points racked up thus far and I imagine I'll come up with a few more so that means we can start imagining something to do with them. All ideas are welcome!

So I survived meeting Natalie, aka crossing-ariel . Either she's harmless or the airport wouldn't let her on board wielding an ax. Either way, I did not get chopped to bits. I had her for 4 days and let me just tell y'all that I stuffed as much southern goodness in her as I could manage. She took very kindly to fried green tomatoes. :B I basically made her go with me to do everything I normally like to do. What a hostess, right? ;P I think she halfway enjoyed it, though.

Here we be, unscathed and grinnin':

crossing-ariel meets fuzzyhoser by FuzzyHoser

That's about all for now. How are you lovely people? I've missed everyone madly and aim to be around a heck of a lot more if I can. I'm eager to see what y'all have been up to. (My inbox is unreal. I got it down to 943 messages today and I'm already seeing seahorses. That's gonna make sense to very few people. So just use your imaginations.)

If you've yet to watch learningtobefree 's spoken word performance (that I have conveniently linked below) then go on and make it up to yourselves. Then, because y'all are awesome, go over to YouTube and thumb it up. She's competing in The National Speech and Debate Association's Light the Stage original spoken word contest. It'd be grand if you guys could help her out with a quick vote and maybe a friendly comment. 

Thanks very much. :blowkiss:

  • Mood: Promiscuous
  • Listening to: Of Monsters and Men
  • Drinking: coffee (:

3 Poems Published today at Melancholy Hyperbole :la: 

10 deviants said Melancholy Hyperbole <-- :heart: EVERYONE SUBMIT HERE
3 deviants said On Preparing For A Date I Don't Care To Go On
No deviants said Unsettled
No deviants said Swallow


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The Contest Fund (:

Contests are both fun and inspiring. If you like my random ones and have spare points to hand out, they'll be used in a fun way here. Just be sure to mention they're for contests, and I'll make sure to only use them for such.

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Happy birfday. Early.
FuzzyHoser 13 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
Thankee!! Hey, so I took Natalie over to your neck of the woods a few days ago. I thought, "She needs to have proper barbeque. Who has good barbeque? MISSISSIPPI. Yeah, almost every street has a bbq joint, haha."
Where'd ya go? Please tell me you went to Morgan freeman's joint.
FuzzyHoser 13 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
MORGAN FREEMAN HAS A JOINT? What? Tell me more about this. IMMEDIATELY.

Nah, we were in Tupelo, so not REALLY your neck of the woods. We went to Bishop's, and let me tell you that they have some snazzy 'nanner pudding.
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vespera 23 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
Accepting the bribe by xBajnox  Proof that everybody loves a little Fishie.
FuzzyHoser 13 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
Awwwww... :love:
vespera 10 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
*ensues with "I know I'D eat you" jokes*
FuzzyHoser 9 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer
Those are my favorite jokes. Lay 'em on me. ;P
vespera 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
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