Alright, so I'm in a crabby mood. My night is el-ruined-o. I wanted to go hear bands, there's bands everywhere tonight (music festival locally). My plans went KABLOOEY! Oh well...on the up and up, I'm drinking amazing coffee! And it's technologically advanced coffee. It's in a can. It's cold. Then I hit a button on the can, turn it upside down for a short 53 seconds..and BAM! I got a Mocha Latte to die for. I just felt like you all should know about this. It's not exactly a new thing...but it amazes my simplistic mind. I'd tell y'all who the maker of this fine java is...but I can't. My co-worker gave it to me (because it has more calories than the law should allow). She got it out of the back of her husband's truck...she said it's been there a couple months. The label is all worn and well...not legible. Yet, I drank it anyway. It smoked an awful lot when I opened it. BUT, I'm halfway through it and I feel like a giraffe...I mean fine. No side effects, surely. That's all I got...back to the j-o-b.

Peace, love, and goldfish.