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I can't always keep up with proper thanks, but know that I do thank anyone who reads anything of mine. :heart:

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Journal Entry: Tue Apr 8, 2014, 7:38 AM
I'd just like to put it out there that crossing-ariel , aka Natalie,  is coming to see me in like 10 days. True story. She's flying down all the way from Connecticut to poke around the South with me for a few days. I'm basically stoked. (:

A few days after that, I turn 30. I'm less stoked about that.

After all the gladness (Nat) and sadness (30), I intend to get my tail back to dA and hold a contest. I know I keep saying that, and I'm totally not a liar. ;P I've had to really take a step back from being online so much because of the eye pains I get. It's progressed to me being unable to focus my vision sometimes. I get super lightheaded and words look like they're floating. Not fun. I have to work at a computer all day, so by the evening I'd rather be kicked than look at a screen. haha.. I've also been ignoring WordPress and even books. *gasp* I don't like it one bit.

Anywho, it wasn't my intention to gripe; just wanted to tell you guys I've not been eaten by rabid wolves or abducted by inbreds with torturing chambers in their backyard sheds. (:

I hope you're all well. Feel free to leave contest ideas or random statements. I love me some randomness. And I love you guys! :blowkiss:

  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: my coworker's annoying gospel radio station
  • Drinking: nectar of the gods (coffee)

3 Poems Published today at Melancholy Hyperbole :la: 

10 deviants said Melancholy Hyperbole <-- :heart: EVERYONE SUBMIT HERE
3 deviants said On Preparing For A Date I Don't Care To Go On
No deviants said Unsettled
No deviants said Swallow


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just checking in...hadn't heard much from ya in a while just wanted to see what might be going on...we Southerners tend to strike others as a bit loony at times (more times than not with me) but we just have to stick together and have another go at the moon pies and RC Colas 
vespera 12 hours ago  Hobbyist Writer…

(to put this in context, there's an absurd number of people in India going to the bathroom outside, and this is UNICEF's campaign to help change it. Same guy that did the Life of Pi song LOL)
Hello, dearie. I just wanted to pop by and let you know I like YOU. ;) Just reminding ya. Have a great week, dear.
FuzzyHoser Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oooh...well I like YOU. Heck, I love YOU. (:
I hope you and The Bean are both feeling a lot better. :heart:
Well...not quite yet, but sort of. :) baby steps.
I hope you are doing great and wonderful and have fun this weekend. :iconsparklesplz:
beccastargalactica Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
So, that piece wasn't accepted, but an older one was. :D For upthestaircase. 
FuzzyHoser Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer

Can you tell I'm a wee bit excited? haha... <3

I knew she'd love your voice, but I can't believe I mis-picked the poem. haha
beccastargalactica Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer

I expended all my words
in one gasp of
august air,

lying still
beneath storm clouds
and flashing tongues and
ugly lovers leaving 
consolations and casseroles at
the part of me
that trailed away

as you banked on a cocktease
with a broken gas pedal.

This was the one I really didn't expect, haha. It's short and vulgar, but I love it, and apparently so did she. :D 

FuzzyHoser Apr 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oooooh..yes, I remember this one and I love it. :D I'm so glad she picked it. :la:
Now, my dearest Becca, you can submit the other poem I liked so much to another journal.
Just keep on with this and I'll be a happy camper. ;)
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vespera Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Cupcake Attack by CaptainCassieArt
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